CUT TO:  Wain is walking up to Main's house.  She is fidgeting with her hair and dress.  She takes a deep sigh and rings the doorbell with her hand holding the chicken soup.

WAIN
Oh well, no answer.  I guess I'll just..

The doorknob turns

WAIN
Shit.

The door is opened by Bar1.  In the background is a very wild, loud party.  There is music playing, and clothing and beer cans strewn everywhere.  Bar2 is in the background chasing a scantily clad female and screaming

BAR1
Hey, what's up!  Bar2!  It's Wain, from work.  C'mon in let me grab you a drink!  What do you want?

WAIN
Um, Main.

BAR1 leads her through the party to the kitchen, there are pizza boxes and liquor bottles on the counter.

WAIN
Actually, I'm not gonna stay

BAR1
Well, you're not gonna leave.  Not without a drink!

Bar2 enters the kitchen with the girl he was chasing earlier.

BAR2
Hiah Wain!  Say, um, listen.  You don't have to bring this up to Main do ya?  See, it's Sunday.  He's all weird and moody and alone and gone all day.  He kinda thinks we're just here to watch the game.

BAR1
But it ended up being a party.  You know how it is.

WAIN
Um, yeah, sure.  Every day becomes a party.

BAR2
Here ya go.  Vodka Cranberry, right?
WAIN
Yeah, right.  Good memory!

BAR2
I'm a bartender.

WAIN
Yeah, right.  So, Main's not here huh?

She opens the fridge.  It is virtually bare except for beer.  She places the soup on the top shelf.  She takes a deep sigh and brushes a hair from her face.

WAIN
Damn

She swallows her drink and heads for the door, only to be cut off by Bar1

BAR1
There ya are!  Here's you drink.  Vodka Cranberry right?

WAIN
Right.  But I just had..alright thanks.

BAR1
Yeah, so Main's downtown.  He should be back after a while.  He goes down there every Sundayand y'know watches a film, listens to jazz, whatever it is he does.

WAIN
Really?  That's cool.  Like a day to yourself.

BAR1
Yeah, he's so busy he needs to do that.  It ain't like me and Bar2 are gonna do that artsy-fartsy junk.  

WAIN
I'd love to

BAR1
What?  You like Main?

WAIN
Well, uh …




BAR1
You do!  Hey Bar2!  Wain wants to hook up with Main!

WAIN
I don't want to "hook up"

BAR2
Cool.  You should run down to.. um.. what's that place?

BAR1
Solaris Costade or Solar Coster

BAR2
Something like that.  He should be there now.  He always goes in the evening after whatever he does all day.

WAIN
Really?

BAR1
Yeah.  You'd probably like it too.  It's a fancy joint.  

BAR2
Jazz tunes though

BAR1
Yeah, but have you seen the bartender?

BAR2
Yeah, she's a hottie.  Kinda old though

BAR1
Yeah, but how the tits on her man?

BAR2
Oh they're nice.  I'm world they're named Everest and Moe.  'Cause after I climb everest I'll be ready for mo'!

WAIN
Well, this has been stimulating.  Thanks for the drinks guys!

BAR1 and BAR2 (in unison after her)
Main and Wain!  Sitting in a tree!