CUT TO: the gang is walking down the boardwalk, past many lit bars.
SIS
I hope we didn't miss Damon's band.
MAIN
God, we haven't been here for like a month.
BAR1
Okay, this is buggin' me. There's seven days in a week.
BAR2
Duh.
BAR1
And four weeks in a month
BAR2
Obviously
BAR1
And 12 months in a year
BAR2
God, I hope this is going somewhere!
BAR1
It is going somewhere, IF you can follow it. Now, seven times four is twenty-eight. Right? And twenty eight times twelve is three hundred and thirty six. Where did I lose over a month?
MAIN
Not all of the months have twenty-eight days.
BAR1
Right. But it's been a month since we been down here. Exactly four weeks to the day.
SIS
Shit, we're a little late, there's already someone puking out front.
BAR2
That's usually MY job!
CUT TO: They walk through a bouncer who recognizes them, onto a private section of beach, sectioned off into tent-covered bars and stages.
MAIN
There's Scott now! I'll go talk to him and get drinks, meet you at Damon's band.
CUT TO: MAIN walks up to a crowded bar, the bartender sees him and comes over.
SCOTT
Hey, Main, man how's it hangin'?
MAIN
Two inches from the ground my friend.
SCOTT
Same Main! With a crew? I'll grab drinks.
MAIN surveys the area while waiting. He spots a beautiful woman and licks his lips.
SCOTT
Here ya go, tell 'em I said hey. I got ya refills. Have you met my Michelle yet?
Scott points to the beautiful woman.
MAIN
Damn, man. Nice catch
SCOTT
You're tellin' me! Yeah, we're serious. I've hung up my players' jacket.
MAIN
Wow. Serious, huh?
SCOTT
Yup, it's nice.
MAIn
Then let's do a shot to celebrate!
SCOTT (handing a shot)
Way ahead of ya, me amigo!
(cheering)
To Love!
MAIN
Sure.
MAIN leaves with a pitcher of Margaritas and glasses, on his way out he glances over his shoulder at Scott and Girl kissing and smiling.
CUT TO: Bar1, Bar2, and Sis are standing under an umbrella with a table.
BAR2
Just give it a break, it works out somehow!
SIS
Hey bro! How's Scott?
MAIN
Cool. Look, Margaritas! Yeah, he's got this girlfriend.
BAR1
I heard about that, kinda serious.
BAR2
Sucks to be him!
MAIN
I dunno, he seems happy.
BAR2
Speaking of happy. We got drinks, you know what's next!
MAIN, BAR1, BAR2
Booty Call!!!
SIS
Or, as I like to call it Titanic Theater.
MAIN and BAR2 cheers and slam and storm off into the crowd.
SIS
What're you doin'? Aren't your hormones raging?
BAR1
There's time, I need a few more drinks in me, 'sides I like hangin' with you.
SIS
Oh, no! Don't even! Find a floozy! Like those Jackals.
BAR1
Naw, see it's process of elimination. Watch those two work. You can tell a lot about a chick just by how she reacts to those two. They're geniuses actually.
SIS
You've GOT to be kidding!